A biography for Laura Schlessingerhasn’t been written yet.
“I'm kind of an antsy person.”
“If you're a liberal, anything you say is protected. If you're a conservative, anything you say is hateful.”
“This is all you have. This is not a dry run. This is your life. If you want to fritter it away with your fears, then you will fritter it away, but you won't get it back later.”
“It's humbling and enthralling to know your legacy when you're alive.”
“Men are very emotionally dependent upon women from the day they are born to the day they expire.”
“Children are our second chance to have a great parent-child relationship.”
“When you live in a condo complex with people next door, I don't know how you can be dead for four months without anybody noticing you not coming and going.”
“I want to be able to say what's on my mind and in my heart and what I think is helpful and useful without somebody getting angry, some special interest group deciding this is the time to silence a voice of dissent and attack affiliates, attack sponsors. I'm sort of done with that.”
“A typical complaint of married women with children is that their job stress tired them out so that they have little quality emotion and energy left for their children, much less their husbands.”
“I really am a woman at peace.”
“People from the most horrendous of childhoods can have good lives, but it comes down to a very seemingly simple word. 'Choice.'”
“On the Day of Atonement, Jews are commanded to seek forgiveness from the people we have hurt.”
“My mother isolated herself from all family and friends for some 20 years. And never met her grandchild, my son.”
“It is typical of women to fester and ferment over disappointments, slights, annoyances, angers, etc.”
“Gay activists claim that because I don't subscribe to their political agenda, I am a homophobe, meaning I have a mental disorder - because that is what phobias are.”
“We all get self-centered.”
“Frankly, too many women treat their husbands as accessories instead of priorities.”
“I'm very active, wild woman.”
“Children do not need half a dozen sports, music, art, or theater activities. Kids actually need more free playtime without adult instruction.”
“Oh, well, there's a difference between privacy and secrecy.”