A biography for Kirstie Alleyhasn’t been written yet.
“The reason I went for Jenny Craig is I thought, Maybe I'm not the only one who has stupid reasons for getting fat.”
“When I play ball, I play hardball.”
“When you're the spokeswoman for a weight-loss program, everything is witnessed. I weigh in once a week with a witness. I have to sign an affidavit saying I cannot have any surgeries.”
“I have photographs taken of me at the time I was addicted, and thought I looked good. I see them today and realize my eyes were dead.”
“When I'm at my best, I'm wearing a 6. When you see yourself pick out the 6... you want to wear the tags on the outside of your clothes.”
“For some reason I am one of those people who act like they were born and raised during the Depression.”
“I was really tired of words like 'plus size,' 'round' and 'large.' I thought, 'Come on, we're fat.'”
“I want to be a billionaire, and then I want to change something in the world for real.”
“When you are generalizing, and when your goal is to malign and to say things about an entire group - there are tens of millions of Scientologists in the world - when you decide to blanket statement that 'Scientology is evil,' you are my enemy.”
“I don't smoke pot. I never liked it.”
“I always had really long swimmer's arms. The last to totally go is always my thighs and butt, but my old body is there somewhere.”
“God gave us intestines for a reason. I'm not keen on surgery. It's too extreme. All it took was one of those plastic surgery shows to see how violent it is.”
“I have a hotline to the tabloids. When I get up in the morning, I call the Star, and the last thing at night, I call them. I want them to have the inside track.”