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“I probably spend more time with my kids than the average stay-at-home mother.”
“I'm happy when I'm juggling, but I feel like I've gone from, like, 3 balls to 10 bowling balls. But, that's a good problem. I don't really have a complaint about that.”
“You're not going to live your life unscathed.”
“You'll never be disappointed if you always keep an eye on uncharted territory, where you'll be challenged and growing and having fun.”
“I sort of feel sorry for the next man who gets me. I may just kill him with passion. He'd better be strong and have a good heart!”
“There's always somebody older, richer, more desperate than you.”
“I couldn't care less about sex unless I meet someone who I think is wonderful.”
“I don't believe you have to have eating disorders and mental illness to screw up.”
“I don't like psychiatry. I don't believe it works. I believe psychiatrists are neurotic or psychotic, for the most part.”
“Indians have a big problem with alcohol and drugs. I grew up with an admiration for their culture and was sensitive to their problems.”
“I was so naive I didn't even know about agents. I telephoned the William Morris agency and asked to speak to Mr. Morris. I expected Bill Morris to be waiting for my call.”
“Until I separated from Parker, I had never been without them-and it's the hardest thing to share them. But we're trying to give the children the semblance of having whole lives.”
“I love marriage. I failed at marriage, but I'd rather go into anything with gusto and fail than go into it half-assed.”
“I always feel like there is some dude out there with money that I could fall back on if I needed to.”
“Through history, people look for something spiritual. The greatest scientists in the world were men of religion and faith, too.”
“I never did go back to acting class. I was too busy working.”
“I don't think children are any more resilent than anyone else. They're just people with little bodies.”
“I'm fat! There's nothing else to call it.”
“I binge when I'm happy. When everything is going really well, every day is like I'm at a birthday party.”
“I've been irresponsible many, many, many times and that has resulted in my being fat.”