Kevin Nealon

“I used to go to the Hollywood YMCA when I first came here, and I was standing in front of the mirror doing curls, and I noticed this guy next to me also doing curls. He was grimacing a lot, and I noticed he had an underbite. I looked more closely and realized it was Bruce Springsteen.”

“I was 5-foot-8 when I graduated high school, but then I shot up to 6-foot-4 and got more into playing basketball.”

“I think people really appreciate clever commercials, as do I. I think they're very entertaining. You just have to wade through all the garbage. That's one of the reasons people watch the Super Bowl. A lot of them watch it to see the commercials and not the actual game.”

“I really enjoyed working on the 2009 film, 'Aliens in the Attic,' because it was shot in New Zealand and I got to visit there for the first time.”

“I'm Kevin Nealon, and that's news to me.”

“I think there's a part of me that might be my alter ago, like the carefree, do-what-he-wants kind of guy, because I've been so restrained most of my life, going to Catholic school and being the good son and the good husband. It's a fun escape route for me sometimes to lead that life.”

“I always tell people if you think you are susceptible to a blood clot, go check with your doctor.”

“When a show has been on for so long, you lose fans, you gain fans. I remember this from 'Saturday Night Live.'”

“Print is definitely more nutritious. When I leave a website, I'm hungry again an hour later - especially the Chinese websites.”

“I've been involved in animal issues for quite a while, going back 24 years. I started reading up on factory farming and slaughterhouses and animal cruelty, and it didn't make sense for me to be part of it.”

“I recently purchased an iPad 2 because I didn't want to wait for the iPad 3 and iPad 4.”

“I worked for a temp agency called Manpower.”

“I lived in Germany from when I was 6 until I was 10, so, of course, I played soccer. When I came back to the States, nobody played soccer, and none of the schools taught German, so I couldn't continue to excel in those categories.”

“With music, you're laying it all out there. They're judging you right away, and you can lose them quick. With the comedy, you've always got another joke to redeem yourself. Or, even if you've only got one joke, at least the punch line is at the end. Then they have to at least pay attention until the end.”

“I am whelmed, and not overly whelmed, just whelmed about a lot of facets in life - just how fragile life is and the different challenges you have in life, phobias about things.”

“Never wear a red t-shirt to Target. I enjoy helping people, but not every two minutes.”

“I've done this commercial with Arnold Palmer. He doesn't play that much anymore, but it'd be fun to have him in the cart.”