Kevin James

“I had my boy in Boston on Easter Sunday. That kills me, from a sports perspective. He's a Boston baby and I'm a New York guy.”

“Every few months I'll pop into a comedy club or go to Vegas.”

“As American as an apple is and as American as baseball is, they don't go together. You can't be chewing an apple at a baseball game. You've got to let go of the diet that day.”

“I would always love to be an athlete, but it's got to be a tough day when you have to hang up those cleats.”

“A song can take you to a special time in your life.”

“I've always been the guy who doesn't necessarily get it with women. A woman would have to say, 'I like you, I want to go out with you, you can ask me.' And still I would question it. Did she mean it?”

“I really wasn't a class clown.”

“Just me onstage with a mike having an intimate relationship with the audience. I don't get nervous for that. I just get excited.”

“I had many teachers that were great, positive role models and taught me to be a good person and stand up and be a good man. A lot of the principals they taught me still affect how I act sometimes and it's 30 years later.”

“I don't want to be known as this goody-two-shoes who can only do comedies where puppies are licking peanut butter off my face.”

“I'm not a Hollywood guy.”

“Teachers have a chance to mold someone, inspire them. I hope all teachers realize that.”

“I've always had something in my heart where I root for guys who struggle with women.”