Kevin James

“I could never be James Bond.”

“From there, I tried out for a community theatre play, joined an improv group... it all started opening up.”

“I try to connect with the everyday, every guy.”

“Now I'm starting to jog. But every time I do jog I have 9-1 pressed into my phone, with the next '1' ready to be launched in case I drop.”

“I took a public speaking class in college and managed to make the class laugh a little bit.”

“Every time I do a movie where it gets physical, I say never again.”

“There's no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap.”

“I never played a musical instrument growing up but I knew kids who did and took it very seriously.”

“I think I invented the phrase 'Don't overdo it.'”

“It's always cool to meet people who can do things that you have no capacity to do.”

“You think school ends when it ends, but it doesn't.”

“Once a year my back will go out and it'll be... it's like a sciatic thing and it's the smallest thing. Like I could be leaning over the sink to brush my teeth in a weird way and it happens.”

“I just want to put some positive stuff out there. If it works, great. If it doesn't, no problem.”

“Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants.”

“For some reason and I don't know why, but I don't think that I'm funny in California. So I always want to do my movies east somewhere.”

“I never played music, but it's an important thing ... the studying, the inspiration.”

“Back in '93 I saw my first UFC fight and just became enamored by it then.”

“My favorite movie of all time is 'Rocky.'”

“If I do a movie where I have to have a son and it's a chubby kid, my mother is always like, 'You were never like that.' She gets so upset about it.”

“I want to do movies that I'm proud of where my kids, at some point, can see and I can feel comfortable sitting there watching it with them. And just that move people. That make people feel a little bit better about themselves when they leave the theatre.”