A biography for Josh Bluehasn’t been written yet.
“If you have a good show, you're happy for the night. If you do a bad night, you feel bad until the next show.”
“I want people to think I'm funny, and to make them laugh.”
“I feel like when you call me inspirational, it takes away from the success that I've actually had. Would you say that to any other comic that just ripped the mic for an hour?”
“I really enjoy sculpting, like wood carving, and do artwork.”
“I memorize stuff that I know works, and then 25 percent is just feeding off the audience and going where they want to go. Sometimes things flop. That's where the jokes come in.”
“I don't do much political stuff because our nation is so divided, we can't say one thing without the other side automatically assumes that you are pro the other side.”
“It's a hard road to hoe, doing one-nighters. I remember doing VFWs in Madison, Wisconsin. Those were pretty rough shows.”
“I'm pretty open as far as my personal life is concerned.”
“I have a small part as an Ace Rental Car guy in a regular feature called 'Ca$h.'”
“I don't really take myself too seriously.”
“Now that people know who I am, I don't really have to talk as much about the disability stuff.”
“I always dreamed I would be a really good bad guy.”
“I'm just living my life the way I want to live it, as opposed to the way people think I should live it.”
“At Evergreen you can create your own major and your own classes. So I actually studied stand-up comedy.”
“Every time I tell a joke it's different somehow.”
“Ever see a guy with cerebral palsy run through a speed ladder? I mean, that is funny.”
“I wasn't doing the comedy thing at all for six months. And it was just eating at my soul.”
“I've always had this dream of doing an art gallery thing, and it was just finally, 'All right, let's do it.'”
“Whether you know it or not, when you leave one of my shows, you have a different understanding of disabilities and what disability is.”
“When you're a dad, there's a ton of material there with your family.”