A biography for Josh Bluehasn’t been written yet.
“I worked at the zoo for three months, and I got to be very close with the 400 pound gorilla. And I was one of three people in the world that could touch him.”
“I can't draw a straight line.”
“When I was growing up, my parents were too cheap to buy a snowblower, so my crippled butt was out clearing the whole driveway every winter. It was hell.”
“The thing about my comedy is that I'm so comfortable with my disability that you don't have a right to be uncomfortable.”
“I'm a laugh junkie!”
“I'd be the only disabled kid in the neighborhood playing football, and we're playing full contact, and I'd always manage to get open.”
“Regarding having Cerebral Palsy, I know realistically that I can't go up there on stage and ignore it.”
“I was walking downtown and the drunk tank stopped and picked me up... I was like, 'Wait a minute here fellas, there's a misunderstanding. I'm not drunk. I have cerebral palsy.' They were like, 'That's a pretty big word for a drunk.'”
“As a disabled person, I feel like a lot of times we don't get to be heard.”