Josh Blue

American comedian89 QUOTES

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Josh Blue is an American comedian known for winning NBC’s reality series Last Comic Standing in its fourth season in 2006. He is one of the most recognized comics to emerge from the show, and he has 89 quotes on the site. Blue has cerebral palsy, and it is a central part of his stand-up. Much of his material uses self-deprecating humor, drawing on his experience with disability while turning it into sharp, personal comedy.

“I worked at the zoo for three months, and I got to be very close with the 400 pound gorilla. And I was one of three people in the world that could touch him.”

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“I can't draw a straight line.”

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“When I was growing up, my parents were too cheap to buy a snowblower, so my crippled butt was out clearing the whole driveway every winter. It was hell.”

WINTER

“The thing about my comedy is that I'm so comfortable with my disability that you don't have a right to be uncomfortable.”

DISABILITY

“I'm a laugh junkie!”

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“I'd be the only disabled kid in the neighborhood playing football, and we're playing full contact, and I'd always manage to get open.”

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“Regarding having Cerebral Palsy, I know realistically that I can't go up there on stage and ignore it.”

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“I was walking downtown and the drunk tank stopped and picked me up... I was like, 'Wait a minute here fellas, there's a misunderstanding. I'm not drunk. I have cerebral palsy.' They were like, 'That's a pretty big word for a drunk.'”

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“As a disabled person, I feel like a lot of times we don't get to be heard.”

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