Joe Rogan

“If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure.”

“People want their 15 minutes and are willing to do anything to get it.”

“If you ever start taking things too seriously, just remember that we are talking monkeys on an organic spaceship flying through the universe.”

“Never stay in a bad marriage, and don't hang around with psycho coke fiends.”

“I talk so much about sex that girls just want to meet me.”