Joe Moore

“Marriage: love, honor, and negotiate.”

“Our laws are a reflection of our culture. Our culture does not condone the torture of innocent and defenseless creatures. And we as a society believe all God's creatures should be treated humanely.”

“You can't trust a promise someone makes while they're drunk, in love, hungry, or running for office.”

“A simple fact that is hard to learn is that the time to save money is when you have some.”

“Money is a strange thing. It ranks with love as our greatest source of joy, and with death as our greatest source of anxiety.”

“If you want to know what God thinks of money, look at the people He gives it to.”

“Before borrowing money from a friend it's best to decide which you need most.”

“The laws that we adopt embody the values and mores of our constituents.”

“It's practically impossible to look at a penguin and feel angry.”