A biography for Helen Rowlandhasn’t been written yet.
“A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting.”
“It takes a woman twenty years to make a man of her son, and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him.”
“A man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say it.”
“A wise woman puts a grain of sugar into everything she says to a man, and takes a grain of salt with everything he says to her.”
“Before a marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you`ve said; after marriage, he`ll fall asleep before you finish saying it.”
“Some women can be fooled all of the time, and all women can be fooled some of the time, but the same woman can't be fooled by the same man in the same way more than half of the time.”
“Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor.”
“France may claim the happiest marriages in the world, but the happiest divorces in the world are 'made in America.'”
“A fool and her money are soon courted.”