A biography for Greg Gutfeldhasn’t been written yet.
“I spent my teens in northern California listening to KALX, KUSF, and KFJC, finding people that changed my life.”
“Hollywood is always about Hollywood.”
“Generally, I don't bother trying to keep up with prolific bands - but Thee Oh Sees demand it.”
“An actual scientist embraces debate because it sharpens their research.”
“As liberals in charge and a media question the capabilities of police, they then limply ask why there is an anti-police atmosphere or why cops are holding back.”
“It may feel good to think you're right. But it's better to allow the possibility that you're wrong.”
“By silencing speech, the new Left makes life more dangerous by leaving violence as the only option. Maybe that's what they want.”
“My first concert - maybe it was 1979 - was a blur. I'm not sure whether it was Blue Oyster Cult/Cheap Trick/Pat Travers at San Jose Civic Auditorium or The Police/The Knack/Robert Johnson at Berkeley's Zellerbach Auditorium.”
“FNM didn't really become one of my favorite all-time bands until after I'd had all their records for a couple of years. And realized I was playing them every day.”
“I don't care much for Hillary Clinton.”
“Here is a fact: If Facebook were a religion, it will be the third largest behind Islam and Christianity. Its success is rooted and capitalizing on the human desire to bond.”
“It's the great deception in modern culture: Bad things call for noble names to cloak their evil outcomes.”
“I realize Twitter can be good, providing a video game of creativity for your brain.”
“Ideas are things that happen at any time because you're constantly thinking and evaluating life as if it were an eternally unsolvable math problem, which it is.”
“Creating a fan base of both fervent feelers and fanboys, Trump magnificently played off many fawning commentator's insecurities - using the deep desire to be liked or noticed by Trump as a method to keep their criticism of him tamped down.”
“Imagine Earth as a crime-ridden town, and there is one safe house. How do you keep that safe house, America, always safe? It is called vigilance.”
“It's not misogynistic to criticize a legendary female pop singer; it's misogynistic to think a legendary female pop singer can't handle it.”
“In the absurd idiocy of identity regressive politics, looting is seen as protest, and protecting one's own property is seen as privilege.”
“Youthful impatience obscures the endless potential for joy that's standing right in front of you.”
“How odd that the proponents of free expression think 'free' only applies to them.”