Gina Barberi

“I'm writing it in breast milk.”

“My brains are going out my nipples.”

“I had no idea I had such a memorable cervix.”

“They suck with a caveat.”

“Are we ruining boobs for you?”

“You don't want to drop your gonorrhea. It's a mess.”

“You'd be shiny and glossy and resist dust.”

“I'd like to have a sit on a few things.”

“Next thing you know you’re out on your ass-hat.”

“I tripped and fell and posed naked for a magazine.”

“I want to put everything in my mouth.”

“I got a good job in a punchbowl.”

“Daylight trick-or-treating is stupid.”

“Prince Albert can't keep it in his pants.”

“The poor can’t hold their liquor.”

“Will it taste like cheese!?”

“I'm evolving damnit!”

“I'm not mad at you, I'm mad at the news.”

“I didn't ruin the show!”