Gina Barberi

“I wish I could forget my panties.”

“I don't like to put the whole thing in my mouth.”

“I am the Pharaoh's wife.”

“Check your balls!”

“God bless my boobies.”

“Stick your snout in there.”

“It's hard being a girl with nothing to thrust.”

“Hey, for many years I had nothing to thrust.”

“Eeewww... Sewer coon.”

“Jane Seymour made my I.B.S act up. I had to leave the room.”

“Well, you've got to point out a pony.”

“I don't like to eat in the dark.”

“I could be a prostitute!”

“He thought I was a hooker!”

“I wasn't all whored up.”

“Is this from one of those smart foods you buy?”

“Just cruise around until you see whores.”

“I left my muff in Park city.”

“I could be the bitch!”

“There's not enough Mason Adams jokes.”