A biography for Franklin P. Joneshasn’t been written yet.
“Originality is the art of concealing your source.”
“What makes resisting temptation difficult for many people is they don't want to discourage it completely.”
“When you get something for nothing, you just haven't been billed for it yet.”
“One advantage of talking to yourself is that you know at least somebody's listening.”
“The British have a remarkable talent for keeping calm, even when there is no crisis.”
“You're an old-timer if you can remember when setting the world on fire was a figure of speech.”
“Sex is a two-way treat.”
“Anybody who thinks talk is cheap should get some legal advice.”
“You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance.”