Franklin P. Jones

“All women should know how to take care of children. Most of them will have a husband some day.”

“It's the opinion of some that crops could be grown on the moon; which raises the fear that it may not be long before we're paying somebody not to.”

“The most efficient labor-saving device is still money.”

“It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water.”

“Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance or a stranger.”

“Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next.”

“The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.”

“The easiest way to solve a problem is to pick an easy one.”

“Nothing makes it easier to resist temptation than a proper bringing-up, a sound set of values - and witnesses.”

“A fanatic is one who sticks to his guns whether they're loaded or not.”

“Anybody who finds it easy to make money on the horses is probably in the dog food business.”

“Nothing makes you more tolerant of a neighbor's noisy party than being there.”

“Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid.”

“Experience enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.”

“Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.”

“One trouble with developing speed reading skills is that by the time you realize a book is boring you've already finished it.”

“You never realize what a good memory you have until you try to forget something.”

“Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.”

“Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.”

“An autobiography usually reveals nothing bad about its writer except his memory.”