A biography for Earl Wilsonhasn’t been written yet.
“Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.”
“A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.”
“Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death.”
“Isn't it a shame that future generations can't be here to see all the wonderful things we're doing with their money?”
“Middle Age - later than you think and sooner than you expect.”
“Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don't.”
“Benjamin Franklin may have discovered electricity, but it was the man who invented the meter who made the money.”
“A woman may race to get a man a gift but it always ends in a tie.”
“An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen.”
“Ever notice that the whisper of temptation can be heard farther than the loudest call to duty.”