A biography for David Crosshasn’t been written yet.
“The best thing about me is there are no skeletons.”
“I went to a bunch of marches in New York and Washington, and you know I believe in the cause, but to march with those people takes a lot of compromise on my end.”
“I also try to think of ways to articulate the joke more economically.”
“I'm pretty happy. I obviously have complaints about things, but for the most part, I'm on the above-average side of happy people.”
“As for Tenacious D, of course it could work as a full length movie; all it requires is a great writer and great director with an ability to think outside of conventional film comedy.”
“I don't think HBO would want to do anything in conjunction with Sub Pop but I never asked either.”
“In New York there isn't that weird palpable competitive thing where it's friendly but everyone isn't trying to top one another with jokes when you're just hanging around.”
“I hate bumper stickers, you can't sum anything up. All you do is paint yourself in some caricaturist corner.”
“Where my comedy really solidified was when Bush was elected. I couldn't understand how craven and crass he was, and how dumb other people were for electing him.”
“Religion triggers a lot of emotions in me, most of which stem from being raised Jewish in a very Baptist community in the South. I didn't believe any of it from an early age - the clubby quality of whatever religion or church you belonged to, Judaism included. It just struck me as foolish.”
“We should just get somebody from the left and the right and they should all throw bumper stickers at each other and the first one to cover the other one wins.”
“I lived in LA for almost nine years and if I never went back there again it would be fine.”
“Nobody is going to be as bad for free thinking, right-minded individuals than George Bush.”