A biography for Craig Kilbornhasn’t been written yet.
“I lived in a studio apartment until my mid-30s. I don't have an extravagant lifestyle.”
“Broadcasting was something, I don't want to say it came easy, but it's something I'm comfortable doing.”
“I have a wonderful respect for old people.”
“The places I've worked in the past, I always stayed three years and moved on.”
“I'm from the Midwest.”
“However, frat-boy humor is funny and it always will be.”
“They're saying Arnold will get 95% of the vote. At least according to his brother, Jeb Schwarzenegger.”
“I think mankind is overly sensitive, very needy, greedy, and flawed.”
“I don't do well around the angry, bitter and emotionally fragile among us, which may eliminate 70% of the population.”
“In Massachusetts, scientists have created the first human clone. The bad thing is that in thirty years, the clone will still be depressed because the Boston Red Sox will still have not won a World Series.”
“Comedy doesn't always have to come from a dark place.”
“People who go into show business are screwed up.”
“I learned at an early age that using the third person will push some buttons.”
“It's fun being creative and that's satisfying.”
“The big political news, Arnold Schwarzenegger announced he's running for governor of California, and already, people are chanting, 'Four more vowels, four more vowels.'”
“I don't complain.”
“People here in Los Angeles are disgusted now about a sex scandal involving Arnold Schwarzenegger. Apparently for seven years, he carried on a sexual relationship with his own wife.”
“I'm going to miss my best friends - my cameras.”
“CBS was very generous in their offer to re-sign me. But I simply want to try something new.”
“I thought late-night was crowded... the format's repetitive.”