A biography for Craig Brucehasn’t been written yet.
“Anything on paper is obsolete!”
“'Programming' is a four-letter word.”
“Live every day as if it is your last, and you'll be correct sooner than you otherwise would be.”
“The Thought Police: To censor and protect.”
“The entire universe is working against me. I can't believe the entire universe could be that foolish!”
“Even IBM can't stand in the way of progress... for more than a decade.”
“Silence is a statement that is open to gross misinterpretation.”
“Things always look better when you haven't seen them.”
“I wonder if those people shown protesting the deployment of nuclear weapons to western Europe during the Reagan era are feeling appropriately stupid today. 'Please don't take away our precious Soviet Union! - We demand the annihilation of all life on Earth!'”
“When you are finished with it, put it back in the first place that you looked for it.”
“From each according to his ability, to each according to his ability.”
“Whoever invented double clicking should be shot in the head! Twice!”
“It's hardware that makes a machine fast. It's software that makes a fast machine slow.”
“Why are people unemployed? Because there is no work. Why is there no work? Because people are not buying products and services. Why are people not buying products and services? Because they have no money. Why do people have no money? Because they are unemployed.”
“It's funny how most activists are pacifists.”
“When you talk to yourself, at least you know that someone is listening.”
“Yeah, computers are going to take over the programming business because they have become so fast recently that they can solve the Halting Problem in five seconds flat.”
“If the shoe fits, it is probably worn out.”
“If I gave a damn what other people think of me, I would be more like other people.”
“When anarchy is declared, the first thing we do, let's kill all the anarchists.”