Chloe Fineman

“I've always been obsessed with clothes.”

“I still worship Molly Shannon.”

“I've always wanted to be French and consider myself French spiritually.”

“I really like a thick lotion. I am a dry, dehydrated girl.”

“I went blonde because of 'Legally Blonde.'”

“I've had more phases than the moon. When I was into dogs in second grade, I got a vest embroidered with dog breeds at a convention at the Cow Palace near San Francisco.”

“Being able to order wine with a nice meal is really wonderful.”

“If I could just live on cold brew, I would.”

“I found out I was born at 6:45 in the morning, and maybe I'm making this up, but I get up at that time no matter what, even if I've been up really late.”