A biography for Chloe Finemanhasn’t been written yet.
“This is really embarrassing, but I was inspired by Johnny Depp in 'Pirates of the Caribbean.' And it struck an eyeliner moment for me. I remember seeing the movie and coming home and trying to do that as a 17-year-old girl.”
“Growing up, my dad wore Terre D'Hermes Parfum.”
“I am passionate about design - I always say that I want to have a hotel, called the Chlotel, full of beautiful plush rugs, chairs with tassels on the bottom, a velvet sofa. Lots of crown molding.”
“I think just the fact that you can have a bottle of wine delivered is luxurious and needed.”
“I've put mayonnaise in my hair, avocado, Kool-Aid, lemon - all the things.”
“I have been buying vintage since middle school and I was definitely a weird kid wearing vintage in high school.”
“SNL' in general, you're just watching people really take stuff and then elevate it.”
“I'm very much a girl in comedy.”
“I kept leaning into impressions and putting them online purely because it was fun.”
“I'm not good at goodbyes.”
“My family is very 'Royal Tenenbaums'-y in the sense that we've all taken an activity and gone extreme with it.”
“I'm just very into the takeout experience, but I usually am constantly having it with a Diet Coke or a flat Kombucha in my refrigerator.”
“It's hard in comedy. Everyone's like, 'Oh, I don't want to be pretty! I want to be funny.' It's such a trope, and I think women in comedy kind of struggle with it. But I'm just like, 'Bring on the lewks.' I love a lewk.”
“I remember going to a psychic when I turned blonde and she said, 'You have a very sunny, bright demeanor.' And I was like, 'Girl, I just dyed my hair.'”
“I try to be a hair mask person, but I'm not good at it. So, I keep my conditioner in for way too long and then just wash it out.”
“I use a simple shampoo, then I just put conditioner in and make the bath really hot so I have to step out, do things. Then I go back in and just rinse it out.”
“It took me years to even think being on 'SNL' was even the slightest possibility... or a 'goal,' but then I started at the Groundlings and suddenly had this huge passion for dressing up in wigs so I started dreaming about 'SNL.'”
“Mainstream media doesn't care about an Alice Waters impression, but I do.”
“I love having a conditioner that can keep up with my day - constantly changing styles, getting into different characters.”
“I'm just amazed at how people talk about how much they shop on TikTok.”