A biography for Bill Engvallhasn’t been written yet.
“I'm a blue collar guy.”
“If you watch the 'Blue Collar Tour,' I was probably the least redneck of everybody.”
“My belief is that if we take away that right to bear arms, the only people that are going to have them are... the ones breaking into your house.”
“I hate stupid people. They should have to wear signs that just say, 'I'm stupid.'”
“Left to my own vices, all I would own is a Corvette, and it would be broken down.”
“I like to hang on to cars. I'm not one of these guys that goes flipping cars all the time. If I find a car I like, I stick with it.”
“There's a reason God didn't give me this success in my 20s, because I'd have blown it.”
“Europe has such an expansive history.”
“The one thing people like about my show is it's universal. Everybody can relate to it. I think people enjoy going to a show and saying, 'Something like that happened to me.'”
“I'm from Texas. You would think my biggest draw would be in that state. But my biggest draw is Pennsylvania.”
“I can't count the number of times I've been sound asleep, woke up, and I was doing my hair.”
“I'm a big animal fanatic.”
“I love stand up, but every year, the road takes a little more out of you.”
“My favorite road trip ever is when my wife and I took an RV around the country. We just had the best time.”
“Now people live into their 90s and beyond. As long as I have quality of life, I'm good.”
“I don't believe there's any reason for a person like myself to own an AK-47.”
“In syndication, the biggest buyers are car dealerships.”
“I have fun on stage, so people think maybe they should, too.”
“My goal is for 'The Bill Engvall Show' to be a show the networks look at and say, 'Ooh, maybe we should get back to the family sitcom.'”
“You know as well as I do that the family sitcom was the stalwart of TV for God knows how many decades.”