“The brutal truth is, we're scarcely 'educating' children at all. Even if you overlook the guilt, fear, bigotry, and dangerous anti-intellectual flapdoodle being funneled into young brains by schools on the religious right, what we're doing is training kids to be cogs in the wheels of commerce.”

American novelist and essayist, 1936–present. He blends surrealism with social commentary, crafting stories that explore human nature, spirituality, and the absurdities of life through rich, inventive prose. His works often feature eccentric characters and playful, philosophical musings on existence.