“I show up in my writing room at approximately 10 A.M. every morning without fail. Sometimes my muse sees fit to join me there and sometimes she doesn't, but she always knows where I'll be. She doesn't need to go hunting in the taverns or on the beach or drag the boulevard looking for me.”

American novelist and essayist, 1936–present. He blends surrealism with social commentary, crafting stories that explore human nature, spirituality, and the absurdities of life through rich, inventive prose. His works often feature eccentric characters and playful, philosophical musings on existence.