“You know when you send a text message to someone and you don't get a response right away, you feel depressed? You send a text message to someone you really like and you get a response right away you feel happy? You feel happy, the body, it creates the chemical dopamine, the dopamine, it goes through your blood and you become addicted to that dopamine rush, and you associate that dopamine rush with the happy feeling of receiving the text, and that's why you got people sending 3,000 fucking text messages a day, right, we're not even paying attention to what we're saying anymore it's just like a, like a morphine drip, right, it's like a dopamine drip! HAPPY BUTTONS! HAPPY BUTTONS! HAPPY BUTTONS! TIME TO PLAY WITH THE HAPPY BUTTONS!”

Canadian-American comedian, television personality, actor, podcaster, singer, songwriter, and rapper

Tom Green is a Canadian-American comedian, television personality, actor, podcaster, singer, songwriter, and rapper. Born Michael Thomas Green, he became known in the 1990s for The Tom Green Show, which first ran on Rogers TV and later on MTV from 1994 to 2000. The show won attention for shock comedy, absurd pranks, and Green’s manic on-screen persona, and it helped shape later series such as Jackass, Punk'd, The Eric Andre Show, and Kenny vs. Spenny. He also appeared in films including Road Trip, Charlie's Angels, Stealing Harvard, and Shred, and he directed, co-wrote, and starred in Freddy Got Fingered. He was briefly married to actress Drew Barrymore from 2001 to 2002.