“The dirty little secret that nobody likes to talk about is that things just might have been better before the Internet. We had more time to ourselves before cell phones and text messaging and Facebook consumed our lives.”

Canadian-American comedian, television personality, actor, podcaster, singer, songwriter, and rapper

Tom Green is a Canadian-American comedian, television personality, actor, podcaster, singer, songwriter, and rapper. Born Michael Thomas Green, he became known in the 1990s for The Tom Green Show, which first ran on Rogers TV and later on MTV from 1994 to 2000. The show won attention for shock comedy, absurd pranks, and Green’s manic on-screen persona, and it helped shape later series such as Jackass, Punk'd, The Eric Andre Show, and Kenny vs. Spenny. He also appeared in films including Road Trip, Charlie's Angels, Stealing Harvard, and Shred, and he directed, co-wrote, and starred in Freddy Got Fingered. He was briefly married to actress Drew Barrymore from 2001 to 2002.