“I was born with my moustache and, no, I've never been tempted to shave it off. I don't spend a lot of time worrying about my face and, like Gilbert and Sullivan's Katisha, my best feature is my left shoulder-blade.”

American college football coach

Robert Winston was an American college football coach. He coached in the early years of the sport, serving as head football coach at Syracuse University in 1890 and at the University of Georgia in 1894. Across those two stops, he compiled a career record of 12 to 5. His record places him among the early figures in American college football, though little else is recorded here about his life or career.