“London cabs always dis me. I purposefully give them a good tip because I'm trying to straighten up the image where they don't want to pick up some shady-looking, bummy kid like myself. I'm trying to teach them that if you pick up the bummy-looking kid, you still get tipped, man. But they still jerk me around.”

American rapper, musician and music producer

Mike D, born Michael Louis Diamond, is an American rapper, musician, and music producer. He is a founding member of the hip-hop group Beastie Boys, and he has 89 quotes on the site. Diamond is best known for his role in shaping the sound and identity of Beastie Boys. In 2026, he began performing and releasing music solo with his new band, Mike D 5D.