“Daddy is trying really fugging hard to think of a not-terrifying reason why you'd wake Daddy up in the middle of the night to ask that fugging question. But no. No. Daddy does not have a match or a lighter.”

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This reads as comic panic, with the speaker trying to sound stern while clearly being overwhelmed. Under the joke, it points to a parent caught between irritation, fear, and a practical problem in the middle of the night. It lands in a household moment where humor is the only way to soften chaos, and the refusal is as important as the teasing.

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Originally said in English.

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About John Green

American author and YouTuber

John Michael Green is an American author and YouTuber, known for his work in young adult fiction and online video. He has 491 quotes on the site. His books have sold more than 50 million copies worldwide. Among them is The Fault in Our Stars, published in 2012 and widely ranked among the best-selling books of all time. His rapid rise and distinctive voice are often credited with helping reshape the young adult fiction market. He is also known for his YouTube projects with his younger brother, Hank Green.

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Books by John Green

The Fault in Our Stars

2012

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Looking for Alaska

2006

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Paper Towns

2008

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An Abundance of Katherines

2006

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Will Grayson, Will Grayson

2012

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