“Poor Ron Paul. He means well. He really does. But there's something about him. I don't know what it is. From falling victim to Sacha Baron Cohen's Bruno to that old-man shuffle, he just seems like kind of a... like kind of a sissy.”

American musician, singer, songwriter and visual artist

John Baldwin Gourley is an American musician, singer, songwriter, and visual artist from Alaska. He is best known as the founder, lead singer, and rhythm guitarist of the rock band Portugal. The Man. Before that, he was the lead singer of the post-hardcore band Anatomy of a Ghost. He also works as a visual artist and often uses the name The Fantastic The. His work is associated with rock music and with the hit song "Feel It Still".