“I know what baldness can do to a man. When you see guys with a toupee that should come with a chinstrap, or somebody whose been through hair replacement surgery and tapped out early because it's too painful, you realize guys will do anything to maintain their sense of virility. They don't want to give up looking young.”

American sportscaster and actor

Joe Buck is an American sportscaster and actor. He was the lead play-by-play announcer for Monday Night Football on ESPN and ABC, and he hosts ESPN Jeopardy! on Disney+, Hulu, and ESPN. Buck worked for Fox Sports from its launch in 1994 until 2022. During that time, he became the network’s lead play-by-play voice for National Football League and Major League Baseball coverage, a role that made him a familiar presence in American sports broadcasting.