“I was being shown around a flat in Brixton once and the guy was properly sweating and kept saying, 'Are you going to take it?' When we said no, he just legged it. We looked out the window and he had seen a parking attendant ticketing his car. He was so desperate for the sale that he must have thought getting a ticket was worth it!”

English comedian, actor and screenwriter

Jamie Demetriou is an English comedian, actor, and screenwriter. He is known for his work in British television, especially for playing Bus Rodent in Fleabag and for creating, co-writing, and starring in Stath Lets Flats. His comedy often centres on awkwardness, character work, and sharply observed social behaviour. For Stath Lets Flats, he won Best Male Actor in a Comedy, Best Writer of a Comedy, and Best Scripted Comedy at the 2020 BAFTA Awards.