“That was the funniest thing I'd heard in days.You're kidding, right? PLEASE tell me you have a stronger motive for me than 'fair is fair.' Life isn't FAIR, Dean....Nothing is fair, EVER. That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. I need to help you because FAIR IS FAIR? Try, 'I need you to help me so I won't rip out your spine and beat you with it.' I MIGHT respond to that. MAYBE.”

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About James Patterson

American author and entrepreneur, best known for his fast-paced thrillers and children’s books. His work spans genres like *Alex Cross* mysteries and *Private* series, blending suspense with accessible storytelling. He also champions literacy through initiatives like the James Patterson Books for Kids program.

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