“If they'd been dogs, they would have all been in the yard eating grass and trying to yak up whatever was making them feel so lousy. Not a bone gnawed, not a ball chased-all tails went unwagged. Oh, life is a fast cat, a short leash, a flea in that place where you just can't scratch.”

American writer

Christopher Moore is an American writer. He is known for fiction that blends humor, imagination, and offbeat situations, and has built a large readership through a long career as a novelist. His books often mix the absurd with the everyday, giving his work a distinctive comic tone. With 104 quotes on the site, he is represented here through the lines readers most often search for, but the biographical record here is limited to his role as a writer.