“And I'll have you know that if you hurt my son again, if he so much as sighs sadly over his coffee, I will hire a man, a Russian, probably, to hunt you down and rip all that shiny black hair from your head, then break your skinny arms and legs, and set you on fire, and then put you out with a hammer. And should there be children from your beastly rutting, I shall have the Russian man cut them to tiny pieces and feed them to Madame Jacob's dog. because, although he may be only a worthless, simpleminded, libertine artist, Lucien is my favorite, and I will not have him hurt. Do you understand?”

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About Christopher Moore

American writer

Christopher Moore is an American writer. He is known for fiction that blends humor, imagination, and offbeat situations, and has built a large readership through a long career as a novelist. His books often mix the absurd with the everyday, giving his work a distinctive comic tone. With 104 quotes on the site, he is represented here through the lines readers most often search for, but the biographical record here is limited to his role as a writer.

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Books by Christopher Moore

Practical Demonkeeping

1992

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You Suck

2007

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Bloodsucking Fiends

1995

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