“A woman’s magazine quiz:Question: You decide to do the dread deed and just as things are starting to get hot he comes, rolls over, and asks, “Was it good for you?”You:a. Say, “God, yes! That was the best seventeen seconds of my life”b. Say, “Sure, as good as it gets for me with a man.”c. Put a Certs in your navel and say, “That’s for you, Mr. Bunnyman. You can have it on your way back up, after the job is finished”

American writer

Christopher Moore is an American writer. He is known for fiction that blends humor, imagination, and offbeat situations, and has built a large readership through a long career as a novelist. His books often mix the absurd with the everyday, giving his work a distinctive comic tone. With 104 quotes on the site, he is represented here through the lines readers most often search for, but the biographical record here is limited to his role as a writer.