“New Rule: If you're one of the one-in-three married women who say your pet is a better listener than your husband, you talk too much. And I have some bad news for you: Your dog's not listening, either; he's waiting for food to fall out of your mouth.”

American television host, comedian, actor and political commentator

Bill Maher is an American television host, comedian, actor, and political commentator. Born in 1956, he is best known for his political satire and for hosting television and podcast programs that focus on current affairs and public debate. He has hosted HBO's Real Time with Bill Maher since 2003 and the podcast Club Random since 2022. Earlier, he hosted Politically Incorrect on ABC and Comedy Central from 1993 to 2002. His work is closely tied to satire, politics, and pointed commentary on contemporary issues.