“I once joked in a book that there are three things you can't do in life. You can't beat the phone company, you can't make a waiter see you until he is ready to see you, and you can't go home again. Since the spring of 1995, I have been quietly, even gamely, reassessing point number three.”

British essayist and travel writer, 1951–present. Bryson blends humor and curiosity in his explorations of science, history, and geography, making complex subjects accessible. His works like *A Walk in the Woods* and *The Life and Times of the Thunderbolt Kid* showcase his knack for vivid storytelling and sharp observation.