“I said to my wife that if I had enough money I'd have my arms lengthened. Slightly longer arms would be great.”

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Meaning

The speaker is joking about wanting to pay for longer arms, treating it as a funny improvement rather than a serious desire. The second sentence reinforces the joke by making the request sound practical and modest.

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Originally said in English.

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About Bill Bailey

English musician, comedian, actor and television presenter

Bill Bailey is an English musician, comedian, actor and television presenter. He is known for his stand-up work, his role as Manny in the sitcom Black Books, and frequent appearances on panel shows such as Never Mind the Buzzcocks, Have I Got News for You, and QI. He combines comedy with music and plays a variety of instruments in performance. His work is often associated with musical humour, improvisation, and television panel appearances, alongside his longer career in stand-up and acting.

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