Zack Greinke

“That's our goal every year, to win the World Series, like it is at most places. In L.A., it really is.”

“There definitely will be flying cars, but whether there'll be flying cars for most people to use, it'll probably take a long time to straighten everything out, all the rules and hassles. It'll take a while to figure out how to keep people from crashing into each other.”

“I don't mind people looking at me. That's never bothered me. I don't want them looking at me in my house; now that would bother me.”

“I remember bringing some of my other friends to our table, and everyone at our table would look at them and ask me, 'What are you doing? Why'd you bring him?' It was annoying high school stuff that still goes on now. My high school was really bad.”

“I feel like, in general, lefties hit fastballs from right-handed pitchers better than right-handers hit fastballs from right-handed pitchers.”

“You're not allowed to write about me if you haven't seen 'The Shawshank Redemption.' See it and then get back to me.”