Wodke Hawkinson

“The best method for getting away with something outrageous is to do it right in front of people, and then tell them they’re not seeing what they think they’re seeing.”

“I know you. Perversity is your aphrodisiac.”

“You just couldn't give it a rest, could you, Sue? Had to keep badgering me. Snooping and poking around. I hope you're satisfied, now that you've ripped my guts out.”

“Well, it’s an anomaly! He must have received the wrong dosage. That’s what happens when you put these matters in the hands of morons.”