Willard Scott

“It was a big story and yesterday's soup. Who cares?”

“I wore dresses all the time. I like to wear dresses.”

“When I can, I do 25 minutes of calisthenics every day.”

“I go to McDonald's at least once a week. I always get a No. 2.”

“My grandmother's house - she ran it just like her grandmother and her great-grandmother. They didn't have electricity. They had wood stoves that never got cold.”

“Just do the math. In the next 50 to 75 years, people will be living to be 130 and 140. They'll be working until they're 100. It's incredible.”

“Thanksgiving just gets me all warm and tingly and all kinds of wonderful inside.”

“There are plenty of good-looking women out there. Go get them.”

“I run me like a conglomerate, because that's what I am.”

“Remember Judy Garland? She retired 40 times.”

“Having a phobia has changed me.”

“I've always had a reputation as a buffoon.”

“The only way to predict if there's a cloud on your horizon due to glaucoma is to get tested. No matter what the diagnosis, the forecast is for clear vision in the years ahead.”

“When something's over with me, it's over.”

“When you hit the big time, big money, big egos, people don't talk. You have no friends.”

“I had the privilege of having two sets of loving grandparents.”

“In high school, I weighed 175 to 180. I looked like Abraham Lincoln. I was 6-foot-3, biggest thing in the class, but tall, not fat.”