Walter Kerr

“It has an air about it of having strolled in from the street with a few tricks up its sleeve, and if everybody would relax, please, it would do its best to pass the time whimsically.”

“He had delusions of adequacy.”

“Harpo Marx looks like a musical comedy.”

“Half the world is composed of idiots, the other half of people clever enough to take indecent advantage of them.”