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“I was in love with a beautiful blond once. She drove me to drink. That's the one thing I'm indebted to her for.”
“I like children. If they're properly cooked.”
“A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for.”
“I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.”
“Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.”
“If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.”
“I'm free of all prejudices. I hate all people equally.”