Victoria Jackson

“I've had a lot of struggles and I would be in a lot of trouble, I think, if I wasn't a Christian.”

“The bottom line of Hollywood is money.”

“Sometimes I like to vent.”

“I got a gymnastics scholarship to college, fell in love with my true love of my whole life - who I'm married to now - and he was a virgin too. It was very romantic.”

“Now, I don't mind making fun of those preachers who steal money from people, they kind of deserve it.”

“I thought it was a really good contrast to have a really sweet, sincere, church girl sitting next to the church lady who seemed kind of, you know, over the top.”

“I was the only Christian on the cast, but that was cool because we all respected each others talent and mostly they respected me a lot even though I was the only Christian.”

“That's pretty much why I went into show business because I wanted to have a guitar and sing unaccompanied, that was like my fantasy of the perfect life.”

“Religion is man's attempt to bind himself back to a relationship with God.”

“When you go on an audition it's very frightening.”

“Because I hate fake people and I always think I'm never fake.”

“I think abortion is murder.”

“I stayed a virgin until I was 23. I didn't do drugs or drink or smoke.”

“Maybe I'll learn how, but the only thing I can do is turn down parts that would hurt my conscience.”

“I wasn't really qualified to be on Saturday Night Live - I'm not like an impressionist or anything.”

“I cried when I heard Johnny Carson died.”

“It was the best job I ever had. I just left because my whole team was leaving and the new guys were coming.”

“I always wanted to be on a sitcom.”

“Are Christians too stupid that we can't write a script, we can't film a movie OR we don't know how to act?”

“I remember going to church about four times a week. I liked it a lot.”