Tug McGraw

“Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste.”

“I have no trouble with the twelve inches between my elbow and my palm. It's the seven inches between my ears that's bent.”

“I don't know, I never smoked AstroTurf.”

“Kids should practice autographing baseballs. This is a skill that's often overlooked in Little League.”