Todd Barry

“If you see me at a restaurant, blow me a kiss, wave, blow me another kiss, then walk five steps backward.”

“I mean, I've always had scattered interests, but I never went on stage to get an agent or anything like that.”

“I got access to a private tour of the zoo. I got to go in a cage with a koala, which I highly recommend.”

“I liked the koala, wallaby, and I chilled with a kangaroo a bit. There was a wombat that I quite enjoyed also.”

“Anyone who bombs is my friend.”

“I once sat next to Jim from Wild Kingdom on a flight from Atlanta. I find mentioning that opens a lot of doors.”

“I'm traveling the world, ripping rooms apart with my stupendous comedy.”

“I was probably just trying to be Dennis Miller, but without the vocabulary to actually be Dennis Miller. I guess I was just less interesting than I am now, if I am interesting at all.”

“I had temping jobs also. I liked the flexibility. There was no asking for time off; you just didn't work.”