A biography for The Fart Blasthasn’t been written yet.
“You're not stupid, you're just special! You have morons in your head instead of neurons!”
“Where do you get that logic from? You're either getting the cheap-ass knock-off type of logic or getting fucking scammed right up the ass. And since you don't have any decent logic you can't even think to get better logic from the "logic" store.”
“Humans listen to their hearts so fucking loud that they mute their dumbass brains.”