Ted Nugent

“At 62, I remain clean and sober and my ponytail remains erect.”

“I'm not in the leftist controlled Rock and Roll Hall of Fame because of my political views, primarily my lifelong militant support of the NRA, the Second Amendment, and my belief that the only good bad guy is a dead bad guy.”

“Without question, the Red Ryder BB gun is the most important gun in the history of American weaponry.”

“Only criminals and bloodsuckers reward bad behavior.”

“Use your lives wisely, my friends, and conserve these precious freedoms for future generations.”

“Do you want to feel good, or do you want to do good?”

“Mr. Janet Reno? I think Mr. Janet Reno... I think he's one of the best hunting dogs in the world.”

“Without question Gibson guitars are the finest, most revered guitars on the planet.”

“War is good when good survives and evil is crushed. If you don't crush evil then evil will get you.”

“Fortunately, as it pertains to guns, my dad and uncle introduced me to guns the way it needs to be done: smart, slow and safe.”

“I hump the wild to take it all in, there is no bag limit on happiness.”

“If you want to save a species, simply decide to eat it. Then it will be managed - like chickens, like turkeys, like deer, like Canadian geese.”

“I have busted more hippies' noses than all the narcs in the free world.”

“I'm the gun guy, a loud guitar Dirty Harry with a ponytail.”

“Look what venison does to a goofy guitar player from Detroit? I'm going to be 54 this year and if I had any more energy I'd scare you.”

“While I now own more guns than the 82nd Airborne, my first gun is still the most important gun I've ever owned.”

“Mankind: A quality of life upgrade is available to each and every one of you. It should give you a quality of life upgrade, which means no drugs, no alcohol, no fast food - unless, of course, it's a mallard.”

“My idea of fast food is a mallard.”

“If there is one thing I am, it's always right.”

“There's an absolute surety to the hands-on conservation lifestyle of hunting, fishing and trapping where you know you're going to consume today.”